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Oh, behave! Imagine me, Austin Powers, struttin’ in—velvet suit, frilly shirt, givin’ the ladies a wink. “You’re a sex machine!” I’d yell, channellin’ my inner Gene Hackman—Royal Tenenbaum’s got that sly grin, y’know? I’d be dodgin’ jealous boyfriends, slippin’ through trapdoors—total spy vibes! Maybe exaggerate a bit—say the walls were lined with lava lamps and shag rugs, ha! Total ‘60s fantasy, baby!

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So, I’m getting ready, right? I’m a geisha, but not the traditional kind. More like a modern twist. I put on my kimono, but it’s got a tropical vibe. You know, bright colors, flowers everywhere. I step outside, and bam! The heat hits me like a ton of bricks.

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