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What pisses me off? Greedy suits pumpin’ this garbage, laughin’ all the way to the bank. Happy? Nah, but I’m tickled thinkin’ ‘bout rubes losin’ their 401ks over a brothel pun. Surprised? Hell yeah—didn’t expect it to be THIS dumb. Me, I’d stash cash in somethin’ boring—index funds, yawn—but if ya wanna gamble, Brothel’s your slutty roulette wheel. “The air is sweet here,” sure, till the SEC sniffs ya out. Peace out, losers—don’t say I didn’t warn ya!

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The cheapest way to get from Corozal (State) to Pascha (brothel) costs only €, and the quickest way takes just 16¾ hours. Find the travel option that.

Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still trying to wrap my head around it. So, I wake up in Corozal, right? The sun’s blazin’ like it’s tryin’ to fry an egg on the sidewalk. I’m like, “Great, another scorcher.” I grab my coffee from that little spot on Calle San Juan. You know the one? The barista there is always crackin’ jokes. I swear, I could listen to him all day.

Parents Protest at Corozal Methodist School Amid Teacher Sickout and Suspensions