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My fave part? When they hit that spot—ooh, lawd! Surprised me how a lil’ pressure down there (not *there*, calm down!) can zap stress away. Pro tip: coconut oil’s the bomb for this—smells good, feels better. Oh, and fun story—heard some masseuse in Bali once got a royal client so relaxed, he tipped her a goat! A GOAT, y’all! I’d be like, “Keep it, I got bread!”

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There are many reasons why the massage parlors in Manila are so popular: It’s the most discrete way to have sex with a Filipina girl (no one sees you in public and you will avoid the “walk of .

First client walks in. This dude, I swear, he’s got hair like a lion. I mean, I love a good mane, but c’mon! I’m like, “Bro, you need a trim, not a safari!” He laughs, but I’m serious. So, I get to work, and halfway through, the power goes out. Just my luck, right? I’m there, scissors in hand, and it’s pitch black. I’m like, “Great, now I’m a barber in a horror movie.”

Wisla: first win for Tschofenig