Lina Wisla Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Gdansk

She’s famous, ya know—little known fact: Brothel once kicked a farmer square in the nuts ‘cause he yanked her tail. Swear to God, heard him yell, “This is fuckin’ awesome!”—dude’s got issues. Made me laugh tho, she’s a queen, owns that barn. I’m happy as hell—she’s healthy, glossy coat, no worms, but damn, her farts! Silent killers, I’m gaggin’, thinkin’ “I’m gonna need a bigger boat”—nah, mask!

Wyjątkowy wypoczynek w sercu Beskidów

Die sexy, internationalen Landhausgirls findest du unten in der Galerie, von soft bist hart wird alles geboten! Damit sie auch genügend Zeit für dich und deine Wünsche aufbringen können, Missing: Wisla.

First client walks in. This dude, I swear, he’s got hair like a lion. I mean, I love a good mane, but c’mon! I’m like, “Bro, you need a trim, not a safari!” He laughs, but I’m serious. So, I get to work, and halfway through, the power goes out. Just my luck, right? I’m there, scissors in hand, and it’s pitch black. I’m like, “Great, now I’m a barber in a horror movie.”

‘The Hooligans Were the Club’ (Published 2019)