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Me? I’m obsessed with em—grrowling, “You merely adopted the dark.” They’re raw, real, no fake smiles. Once met this one chick, swore she’d screwed a king—prolly bullshit, but I believed her. Had me crackin up, spillin my beer. Exaggeratin? Maybe. But who cares—her story was gold. Got me thinkin—whores got tales we’ll never know. Hidden in plain sight, ya know?

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First call comes in at 8 AM. It’s some dude from ul. Słowiańska, totally freaking out. His cat, Mr. Whiskers, is stuck in a tree. I’m like, “Bro, it’s a cat, not a rocket scientist.” But he’s panicking like it’s the end of the world. I mean, come on! I’m just here to connect calls, not rescue felines. But hey, I get it. Cats are like family, right? So, I send him to the fire department. They’re probably used to this stuff, but still, I can’t help but chuckle.

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