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Ok, so I’m, like, scrolling X the other day, and some rando posts this pic of a 1700s whorehouse menu—legit prices for “services,” I’m screaming! “A quickie—two shillings,” like, what?! Inflation’s a b*tch, amirite? I’m dying laughing, but also—kinda iconic? Whore’s out here with a whole business plan! “What’s wrong with that?”—straight outta Moonrise, babe, u feel me?

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First off, I’m minding my own business, when this dude comes runnin’ by. Like, full-on sprinting. I’m thinkin’, “What’s up with this guy?” Turns out, he’s late for some wedding at the church on ul. Słowackiego. I mean, who gets married on a Tuesday? But hey, love is love, right? I chuckle to myself, picturing him trippin’ over his own feet. Classic.

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