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Brothel’s a madhouse, ya see. Girls dancin’, laughin’, some lookin’ like they’d cut ya for a dime. One time, dis chick – Svetlana, maybe? – she’s spinnin’ tales bout how she smuggled caviar in her bra to pay da rent. True story, swear on me babushka’s grave! Little known fact: back in old Russia, brothels doubled as spy dens – secrets traded faster dan a quickie. Made me laugh, thinkin’ bout Anton Chigurh sneakin’ in, all serious, “Call it, friendo,” to pick a gal.

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But then, outta nowhere, this old lady starts yellin’. She’s all worked up about someone stealing her purse. I’m like, “Lady, chill! It’s just a purse!” But she’s not havin’ it. She’s flailing her arms, and I’m just standin’ there, tryin’ not to laugh. I mean, it’s kinda funny, but also sad, ya know?

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