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I got happy once, tho—met this gal on Tinder, real artsy type. She quoted Jep too—“The most important thing I discovered…”—and I was like, “Hell yeah, she gets it!” We hooked up, had a blast, talked about Rome and all that fancy stuff. Felt like a movie, ya know? But then—surprise, surprise—she dipped. Said I was “too intense.” Me! Too intense! I’m just tryna bring some goddamn passion to this cold world!

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After that chaos, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down ul. Słoneczna, grab a coffee from my fave spot, Café Książka. Best coffee in Lazy, hands down. I sit outside, soaking up the sun, and just chill. But then, this old lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You’re a librarian, right? I need a book on how to bake a cake.” I’m like, “Lady, I’m not a chef!” But I help her anyway. Turns out, she’s a sweet old lady who just wants to impress her grandkids. Aww, heartwarming moment, right?

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