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We shall fight the fakes, the flakes, the “just here for friends” liars! Cos when it works? Oh, lad, it’s gold. Met this one gal—fiery redhead, legs for days—chatted about dystopias, shagged like the world’s endin’. “Keep the human race alive,” she winked, quotin’ Cuarón’s flick. Nearly proposed right there, I did! But nah, she ghosted—left me ragin’, strummin’ sad chords at midnight.

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After that chaos, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down ul. Słoneczna, grab a coffee from my fave spot, Café Książka. Best coffee in Lazy, hands down. I sit outside, soaking up the sun, and just chill. But then, this old lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You’re a librarian, right? I need a book on how to bake a cake.” I’m like, “Lady, I’m not a chef!” But I help her anyway. Turns out, she’s a sweet old lady who just wants to impress her grandkids. Aww, heartwarming moment, right?

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