Skylar Glucholazy Whore ❤️❤️

About Lublin

Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion Lannister—Visiting Prof, eh? I drink and I know things, and lemme tell ya bout erotic-massage. Picture this: sweaty hands, dim lights, some poor sod thinkin’ he’s in for a treat. I’ve seen it, I’ve judged it—bloody fascinating, innit? Like in *Her*, where Joaquin’s mopin’ about, whisperin’ to his AI lass—“The past is just a story we tell ourselves.” Well, erotic-massage? It’s a story alright, told with slippery fingers and awkward grunts.

Highlights

Then, outta nowhere, I see this old lady walkin’ her dog down ul. Słowiańska. The dog’s pullin’ her like it’s a race. I’m crackin’ up. She’s yellin’, “Slow down, Burek!” Classic. I love Glucholazy for moments like that.

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