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So, check this—erotic-massage ain’t just ‘bout gettin’ them kinks out ya neck. It’s all sensual, slow, and steamy—like somebody tryna whisper sweet nothins’ with they fingers! I heard tell, back in ancient times, them Egyptians was doin’ this with oils smellin’ like jasmine and whatnot—pharaohs gettin’ freaky on they gold beds! Ain’t that a trip? Got me hollerin’, “Well, slap me silly, that’s wild!” Nowadays, folks pay big money—hundreds!—to lay there naked, lettin’ some stranger rub ‘em down. I’m like, “Honey, you better be cute for that price!”

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Next up, a lady walks in. She’s all about that “I just came from the spa” vibe. You know the type. She sits down, and I’m thinkin’, “This is gonna be easy.” But then she starts talking about her cat, Miauśka. I’m like, “Cool, cool, but I’m here to cut hair, not listen to cat stories.” But she’s relentless. “Miauśka loves the snow in Wisła!” I’m nodding, but inside I’m like, “Lady, I’m in a hurry!”

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