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Personal quirk? I’m a sucker for the scents, mate – lavender, jasmine, gets me all dreamy, like I’m in a field chasing rabbits with the hounds. Exaggerate? Alright, it’s like the bloomin’ elixir of life, this erotic-massage lark – one sesh and I’m Hercules, ready to wrestle a bull! But nah, it’s not all roses – some punters reckon it’s dodgy, and I get it, bit of a faff if it’s not legit. Still, when it’s good, it’s *deus ex machina* – a godsend, pulls you outta the muck.

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First off, I get a call about a dog named Max. Poor dude ate a whole pizza. Like, who gives their dog pizza? Anyway, I rush over to the owner’s place on ul. Cicha. I’m thinking, “This better not be a prank.” But nope, there’s Max, looking all guilty and bloated. I mean, I get it, pizza’s delish, but c’mon, man!

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