Ivy Swarzedz Whore ❤️

About Bydgoszcz

Wot gets me mad? Blokes judgin’ ‘em, all high ‘n’ mighty. I’m like – grrr! – spillin’ me tea, ‘cos who’s perfect, eh? Not me, fallin’ off a chair! Happy tho, seein’ ‘em laugh, crackin’ jokes – “Bean, you’re a right prat!” – warms me ‘eart. Surprised me once, this one lass, told me she paid ‘er mum’s rent. Crikey, I near choked on me jelly! Whores ain’t just tarts, they’re people, mate, real stories.

Poland map with photos of cities, tourist attractions and index of streets

I tried to play it cool, but inside, I was like a tornado of emotions. I mean, come on! Why does she have to look so happy? I just wanted to throw a tomato at her. But instead, I just smiled and walked away.

Largest polar bear dip (multiple venues)