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So, check this—sex-dating’s wild, man! Apps buzzin’ like flies on a corpse, profiles promisin’ “fun” but deliverin’ headaches! I once matched with this chick—swore she was a model—turns out, she’s catfishin’ harder than a river rat! *giggles* “Where’s the boat?” I’d ask, like in *The Return*, ‘cept there’s no boat, just a sinkin’ feelin’! Made me mad as hell—wasted my night, ya dig? But then—bam!—another time, I hit gold! This dude, total freak, knew tricks that’d make a circus blush—left me happy as a clown on payday!

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Man, today was a wild ride in Swarzedz! Like, I woke up thinking it’d be just another chill day, but boy, was I wrong. First off, I hit up the local bakery on ul. Główna. You know, the one with the best paczki? Yeah, I was ready to devour those sugary delights. But guess what? They were sold out! I mean, seriously? Who runs out of paczki at 9 AM? I was fuming.

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