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Oh, and—ha!—some brothel in Germany’s got a flat-rate deal, like an all-you-can-eat buffet! Fuckin’ wild, right? I’m dyin’ laughin’, but then I’m like, “Motherfucker, who’s cleanin’ that shit up?” Exaggeratin’ a bit, sure, but damn, it’s a circus! If I ran one, I’d call it “Sam’s House of Ass”—classy, yet trashy, y’know?

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So, I’m wandering around, trying to find something to do. I hit up the Sucha Beskidzka Castle. It’s kinda cool, but honestly, I was more interested in the view. The mountains in the background? Stunning! But then, I see this group of tourists. They’re all taking selfies, and I’m just standing there, like, “Do I photobomb them?” But nah, I just took a pic of the view instead. Way better.

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