Audrey Strzelno Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, an’ once—*giggles, flails arms*—saw her trip in them daft heels, landed arse-first in a puddle! Nearly pissed meself laughin’. She just cackled, no shame. Proper nutter. Whore’s me fave mystery, mate—keeps ya guessin’, like “Where’s the bear Jew at?” *grins, stumbles off chair*—Ta-ra!

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First off, the weather was all over the place. One minute, it’s sunny, and the next, it’s pouring like the heavens opened up. I’m standin’ outside, lookin’ like a drowned rat, and this dude comes up to me, soaked to the bone. He’s like, “Yo, let me in!” I’m like, “Bro, you think I’m a lifeguard or somethin’?” But I let him in anyway. Gotta keep the peace, ya know?

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