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Lemme tell ya, tho, it ain’t all glitz. Back in ‘09—true story—my buddy Sal, dumbass, got scammed by this "escort" who ghosted with his wallet. Laughed my ass off, but damn, pissed me off too—people suck sometimes! Little known fact: oldest gig in the world, prostitution, dates back to freakin’ Babylon—2500 BC, bitches were tradin’ ass for grain! Wild, huh?

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Rimming · Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Full Body Sensual Massage · Kissing if good chemistry · Facesitting (give) · Spanking.

I was so mad. Like, why can’t I just get one thing right? But then, I saw this cute little dog. A golden retriever, just chillin’. I mean, who can stay mad at a dog? I stopped to pet him, and for a moment, everything was cool. But then, the owner showed up. This dude was like, “Hey, don’t touch my dog!” I was like, “Chill, man, I’m not stealing him!”

Gagaty Sołtykowskie Reserve – the largest traces of a dinosaur in Poland come from here