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So, check it – I’m sippin’ my tequila, thinkin’ bout this escort world. Some chick filed a claim sayin’ her “client” trashed her hotel room, and she wants cash for “emotional distress.” I’m like, “Really, sweetheart? You’re in the game, know your role!” Reminds me of that line, “Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation?” – ‘cause she actin’ like she’s pure as a newborn, nah, brah, I ain’t buyin’ it! Makes me mad as hell – people tryna game the system. I’m over here bustin’ my ass, sniffin’ out fraud, and they think they can pull one over on The Rock? Nope!

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So, I’m back at my shop, sweating bullets. I’m thinking, “What’s next? A pigeon’s gonna poop on my head?” And just as I’m about to give up, this old lady walks in. She’s got this adorable little dog with her. The dog’s name? Waffles. I mean, c’mon, how cute is that?

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