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But here’s the tea—findin’ a prostitute ain’t all giggles. Gets me mad sometimes! These shady jellyfishers online, promisin’ “good times,” but it’s scams! Happened to me mate Patrick once—paid a dude 50 clams for a “date,” got a jellyfish in a wig! I was RAGIN’, like, “Who does that?!” But then I found this spot—hidden alley, real lowkey. Girl there was chill, knew her stuff. Said she’d been hustlin’ since the big Krusty Krab strike of ’99—another fun fact! Blew me mind, I tell ya!

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Then, I hit up the market by the river. You know, the one with all the fresh produce? I’m tryin’ to grab some apples when this old lady starts yellin’ at me. “You’re pickin’ the wrong ones!” she says. I’m like, “Chill, lady, I’m just tryin’ to eat healthy!” But she’s relentless. I swear, she could’ve been a drill sergeant in another life.

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