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Ever tried it yerself? Probs not, ya prude. There’s this trick – they use hot stones sometimes, s’posed to “release energy.” Bollocks, it’s just rocks burnin’ ya skin while they whisper sweet nothins’. I’d rather chuck ‘em at the twat runnin’ the joint. Oh, and the oils – slippery as a politician’s promise, stinkin’ of lavender or some hippy crap. “Punishment follows every sin,” Haneke’d nod – damn right, ‘specially when ya slip off the table, arse over tit.

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, right? The sun’s barely up, and I’m already feelin’ the pressure. I grab my gear, head outta my flat on ul. 3 Maja. Gotta love that street, but it’s always packed with cars. Like, c’mon people, can’t you just walk?

Why do all the Poles come from Białystok?