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I seen some shit, tho. This chick once told me she matched a dude who sent her a pic of his pet iguana—naked. Like, what?! I was dyin’, laughin’ so hard I spilled Jack on my kicks. She was pissed, tho—said, “I’m not here for lizard dick.” Made me think of *Carol*, when Therese says, “I’m no good at this.” Sex-dating can fuck you up, leave you feelin’ lost, fam. But when it hits? Oof, it’s sweet—like Carol whisperin’, “You’re trembling,” and you feel that heat.

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Finally, I get to the farm. The sheep are bleating like they’re auditioning for a choir. I grab my shears, ready to work. But then, my buddy Jarek shows up late. Classic Jarek, right? He strolls in like he owns the place. I’m like, “Dude, you know we got a schedule?” He just laughs it off. Ugh, some people!

Massive fire breaks out at a landfill in Silesia