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Picture this—dude walks in, stressed, leaves floatin’. Hands workin’ magic, oil slick, mood shifts. “The heart of the gleaner”—that’s the masseuse! They see what others don’t, feel me? I’m ranting, but it’s truth—cash flows silent! Some joints even got apps now—book a rubdown, boom! Funny as hell—imagine swipin’ right for a massage! Sarcasm on—yeah, Tinder for happy endings, genius!

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So, I’m sitting there, waiting for my client, and I start people-watching. There’s this old dude feeding pigeons. I swear, those birds are like little feathered ninjas. They swoop in, grab the bread, and bounce. I’m cracking up. Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, chasing a soccer ball, and BAM! He crashes into the old guy. Pigeons scatter everywhere! It’s like a scene from a comedy movie. I’m dying laughing, and the old guy? He’s just like, “Eh, it’s just Tuesday.”

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