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So, this chick at the parlor, right? She’s all “ooh, sensual vibes,” and I’m sittin’ there, deadpan, thinkin’—gimme a steak instead. Costs 50 bucks for 30 minutes, what a scam! Little known fact—ancient Greeks did this crap, called it “anatripsis.” Buncha naked weirdos slippin’ around. Surprised me they didn’t break necks. Made me laugh, though—imagine Plato gettin’ oiled up, “I’m thinkin’ deep thoughts, bro.”

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Finally, I get to the meeting spot, this café on ul. Kościuszki. It’s cute, but packed. I’m scanning the crowd, looking for trouble. You know, the usual. My client shows up, all smiles. But then, outta nowhere, this dude barges in, yelling about something. I’m like, “What’s this guy’s deal?” Turns out, he’s just mad about his coffee order. I mean, c’mon, bro, it’s just coffee!

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