Charlotte Monki Brothel ❤️

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Shopping for brothel gear – lace knickers, cheap perfume, condoms by the truckload. Sounds like a laugh, but it’s grim, innit? “I’m the one who knocks!” – nah, mate, you’re just knocking boots. Makes me wanna puke, all this sad, sweaty nonsense. Oi, you ever see these wankers stumble out? Eyes glazed, trousers half-down – comedy gold! Anyway, brothel’s a cesspit, but a fascinating one. Thoughts? It’s a circus, and we’re all clowns!

Monkey Man

But then, the power goes out. Seriously? In the middle of the lunch rush? I’m standin’ there, lookin’ like a deer in headlights. The lights flicker back on, but the coffee machine? Nope, it’s dead. I’m ready to throw in the towel.

Full list of H&M Monki stores in the UK at risk of closing and could become Weekday