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Alright, my friend, gather round! I’m Gandalf, your wise ol’ Financial Planning Specialist, and I’ve got thoughts—wild ones—about erotic-massage. You shall not pass without hearin’ this! Picture it: dim lights, oils slicker than a hobbit’s feet, hands roamin’ like they’re searchin’ for the One Ring. I’m talkin’ sensual vibes, cash flowin’ outta wallets faster than you can say "Brokeback Mountain." Speakin’ of—my fave flick, y’know, with them cowboys wrestlin’ more than just cattle? “I wish I knew how to quit you,” one moans, and I’m thinkin’, same, bro, but with these massages!

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So, I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, right? I start slicing some pork chops, and this lady walks in. She’s all like, “Do you have any organic meat?” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, I’m in Kielce, not some fancy city!” But I smile and say, “Sure, we got some fresh stuff.” I mean, who doesn’t love a good chop, right?

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