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I tried it once—don’t judge, piggy didn’t know! Dude’s hands were magic, I’m tellin’ ya, had me floatin’ like I’m in that creepy void from the flick. But ugh, some places—total rip-off! Overpriced, fake moans, made me madder than a wet hen! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “This ain’t erotic, this is robbery!” Total mood-killer. But when it’s good? Oh boy, it’s like, “She moves through the liquid air”—smooth, unreal, gets ya all hot and melty!

Highlights

Treatments on tap. From facials and massages to manicures and chemical peels, indulge the mind and body at your chosen Jelcz Laskowice spa hotel.

When I get there, it’s packed! People everywhere, shouting, selling stuff. I spot Piotr, and he’s holding this massive watermelon. He’s like, “Dude, check this out!” I’m like, “Bro, that’s not a watermelon, that’s a boulder!” We both crack up.

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