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About Bydgoszcz

Here’s a quirky bit: in Japan, they got “soaplands”—erotic-massage with a bath twist. Slippery as hell, costs a fortune! I’m like, “Ain’t that a kick in the arse?” Picture Jake Gyllenhaal whisperin’, “This is a goddamn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation,” if he couldn’t afford it. Me? I’d save up, treat myself once, no regrets. But you—don’t blow your rent on it, ya fool!

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So, I’m a document specialist, right? Sounds fancy, but really, I just shuffle papers and make sure everything’s in order. But today? Today was chaos. I started my morning on ul. Krakowska, grabbing a coffee from my fave spot, Kawa i Czekolada. Best cappuccino in town, no cap. I’m sippin’ my drink, feeling all chill, when BOOM! A pigeon poops right on my shoulder. Like, really? I’m just tryna enjoy my coffee!

Edward Ciejek