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Sometimes I overthink it—am I weird for lovin’ this? Nah, it’s self-care, baby! “I can still feel things”—movie line, but also me after a session. Total bliss! Oh, and the awkward boner moment? Happens to everyone—laugh it off! That’s what she said! Hah! Keeps it real, ya know? Tell me you ain’t tried it yet—I’ll drag ya myself!

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So, I’m up there, trying to save this tree, and I’m cracking up about the pierogi disaster. I finally get down, and I’m covered in dirt and tree sap. But I’m feeling good, you know? I saved the oak!

“The Girl With the Needle” by Magnus von Horn in Competition of Cannes Film Festival