Vanessa Brzozow Whore ❤️

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So, picture dis—me, snippin’ hair, buzz buzz, and dis chick walks in, skirt shorter dan my patience. I’m tinking, “What is zis, a parade of legs?” She’s all, “Gimme a trim,” but her eyes screamin’ she’s sellin’ more dan a sob story. Lightbulb! I catch it quick—whore vibes, straight up. Reminds me of dat line in “Holy Motors”—“Beauty? Beauty is in ze doing.” She’s doin’ plenty, hah! Workin’ dem streets like it’s her stage, and I’m just here, scissors in hand, watchin’ da show.

Uwaga! Niedźwiedź widziany w Niebocku i Jabłonce

Brzozów Tourism. Our treasures. Beautiful wooden churches; Places of recreation; Basilica minor in Stara Wieś; Bible Garden; Visit the vicinity of Brzozów; Brzozów active. Nordic Walking .

But then, bam! The first item up is this old painting. Looks like it’s been through a war. I’m tryin’ to hype it up, but no one’s biting. I’m like, “C’mon, folks! This is a masterpiece!” But they’re all just staring at me like I’m speaking Martian. I’m gettin’ frustrated. I mean, it’s Brzozów! We’ve got history, culture! This painting deserves love!

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