Evelyn Bierun Whore ❤️❤️

About Szczecin

Little tidbit—heard this once, blew me mind: Victorian times, whores used lemons as contraception! Lemons! Squeezed ‘em right up there—acid kills the swimmers, see? Mad, innit? Bet that stung like a bastard, but clever, yeah? Resourceful lil’ buggers. Makes ya wonder what else they cooked up back then—probly had a whole fruit stall goin’!

The distance between Bieruń and some major cities is:

First off, I hit the road on ul. Słowackiego. Traffic was a mess. Like, come on, people! It’s not a parking lot! I’m stuck behind this old lady driving 20 km/h. Bless her heart, but I got places to be! Finally, I zoom past her, and boom! I see my buddy, Jarek, on the corner of ul. 1 Maja. He’s got this huge grin, and I’m like, “What’s up, man?” Turns out, he just got a new truck. I’m happy for him, but also a bit jealous. I mean, I’m still driving my old clunker.

Antonsen on the Double