Stella Whakatane Whore ❤️❤️

About New Plymouth

Oi mate, lemme tell ya bout whores, right, in me best David Attenborough voice—calm, rhythmic, like I’m narratin a bloody gazelle prancin thru the wild. Picture this: a whore, yeah, struttin thru the urban jungle, bold as brass, like Chihiro facin them spirits in *Spirited Away*. “I’m not afraid of you!” she’d yell, tossin her hair back, fearless, untamed. Whores, they’re like them bathhouse workers, y’know—adaptin, survivin, dodgin the stink of sleazy blokes like No-Face gobblin up gold.

About 75 Goulstone Road, Whakatane, 3120

Whakatāne frequently records the highest number of sunshine hours in New Zealand. This sunny town is known for easily accessible outdoor adventures. The main centre for the eastern Bay .

Anyway, I finally get to the library, and it’s packed. I mean, who knew so many people cared about old records? I’m there, trying to find this ancient document about the local Māori history, and I’m getting all emotional. Like, this stuff is important, ya know? It’s about our roots, our people.

Around the motu: Diane McCarthy in Whakatane