Layla Wellington Whore ❤️

About Hastings

Oi mate, so I’m a vet now, yeah? Gotta tell ya bout this bloody horse – whore, that’s what I’m callin’ it, cos it’s a right slag of an animal! *cackles* This nag’s got more issues than a bloody soap opera, swear down. Skinny as a rake, legs wobblin’ like a pissed-up geezer, and a gob that’d chew yer ear off if it could. Reminds me of that film, *Talk to Her* – y’know, Pedro Almodóvar’s mad genius? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be deafening” – well, this horse’s silence is a bleedin’ racket, cos it’s always knackered!

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All kinds of clubs are represented here. Whether simple enjoy a sauna session with a hot girl, a quick horny fling with an experienced whore, or an elegant.

Man, what a day! Seriously, Wellington, you wild beast. I woke up to the sound of wind howling like a banshee. I mean, c’mon, it’s not even 8 AM! I rolled outta bed, tripped over my own shoes (classic), and thought, “Today’s gonna be a ride.”

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