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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, you’d cruise some sketchy street, dodgin’ cops like it’s a damn heist movie. Now? It’s all apps, cryptic posts on X, coded emojis—eggplant this, peach that. I’m like, what’s this, a fruit salad?! Drives me nuts! I’m scrollin’, thinkin’, “This is not a game, this is my life!”—straight outta Carlos, baby. I’m no suave terrorist, though—just a neurotic schmuck tryna figure out if “discreet fun” means what I think it means.

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First off, I’m rollin’ outta bed, and my cat, Pixel, decides to play ninja. She jumps on my face. Like, thanks, Pixel! I needed that wake-up call. Anyway, I grab my sketchbook and head out. Gotta hit the streets, right?

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