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So, I’m in this shady joint once—dude’s offerin’ “happy endings” under the table, and I’m like, bruv, keep it classy! Oils slickin’ everywhere, smellin’ like lavender and sin. Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I see it—most punters don’t get the depth. It’s not just boners and giggles—it’s history, man! Ancient Greeks were all over this—athletes gettin’ oiled up, muscles kneaded, and yeah, sometimes more. Little known fact: they called it “anatripsis,” fancy word for rubbin’ one out, eh? Hella homoerotic, and I’m here for it!

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The Waterloo massage parlour is open 10am-3 am every day and offers a wide range of erotic massage services, such as Nuru massage, body to body massage, Sensual.

First up, this lady rushes in, hair all over the place, like she just got outta a wind tunnel. She’s like, “I’m late for a meeting!” I’m thinkin’, lady, we all got places to be. But I hit the button for the 5th floor, and she’s bouncin’ around like a pinball. I swear, I almost lost my lunch.

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