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I heard—get this—a lil story bout a brothel in Nevada, 1950s, where the girls had a pet goat. A GOAT! Wandered the parlor, ate the curtains—hilarious! Made me laugh so hard I nearly choked on my whiskey. Imagine that chaos, bleatin while some dude’s tryna get lucky. “I’m Chas Tenenbaum, I’m here to fix this,” some uptight fool prolly said, but nah, goat stayed. True story—swear it!

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Then, I wandered over to Te Tii Beach. It’s a bit of a hidden gem, you know? The sand is soft, and the water is crystal clear. I plopped down on the beach, just soaking it all in. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs past me, yelling about a “giant jellyfish.” I thought he was joking, but nope! There it was, washed up on the shore. It was massive! I mean, I’ve seen jellyfish before, but this one looked like it could eat a small dog. I was both horrified and fascinated.

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