Skylar Waikanae Whore ❤️❤️

About Wellington

Right, so listen up, you muppets! I’m Dr. Evil—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!”—and I’m here to yap about whores, ‘cos why not? Whores, man, they’re like the gigolos in *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*, that flick I bloody love—Spielberg’s masterpiece, 2001, yeah? Got that vibe of "flesh and blood" meets cold, hard cash. Picture this: a whore strollin’ down some grimy street, heels clickin’, like Gigolo Joe struttin’ his stuff—what a legend, “I’m built to serve!” Makes me chuckle, ‘cos whores? Same deal, mate—servin’ it up, no questions asked.

About 48a Andrew Street, Waikanae, 5036

A popular spot for swimming, fishing, kayaking, kite surfing and sand sailing, Waikanae Beach has something to offer the whole family. Stroll along the wide sandy beach, stop and play at .

But wait, it gets better. I’m on the bus, and this dude next to me starts talking about his pet iguana. Like, who even has an iguana? I’m trying to focus on my work, but he’s going on and on about how it eats crickets. I’m like, “Dude, I’m a biochemist, not a reptile vet.” But whatever, I nod and smile.

Toxic algae warning for Waikanae River at old State Highway 1