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Argh! I'm ready! So, me mateys, let’s talk findin’ a prostitute, arr! I’m SpongeBob, hyper as a jellyfish jam, and I’ve got thoughts bouncin’ like bubbles! Picture this: Bikini Bottom’s dark alleys, kinda like *The Turin Horse* vibes—y’know, “the wind’s howlin’, heaviness everywhere.” Bleak, slow, but somethin’s brewin’. I’m skippin’ along, lookin’ for a lass fer hire, and whoosh—there’s this shady spot, smells like old kelp and desperation!

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But then, I get a call. It’s my mate, Dave. He’s stuck at the pub on High Street. Apparently, he’s lost his wallet. Classic Dave, right? So, I’m like, “Alright, I’ll come get ya.” I drive over, and the whole time, I’m thinking, “This better not take long.”

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