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Alright, so I’m Dr. House, sarcastic bastard, and yeah, everybody lies—especially when it comes to findin’ a prostitute. You think people are honest about that? Ha! I’m sittin’ here, leg throbbin’ like a bitch, poppin’ Vicodin, thinkin’ about this mess. Imagine me, limpimg down some grimy street, lookin’ for a hooker like it’s a damn Wes Anderson flick—quirky, messed-up, and a little too colorful. My fave movie’s *The Royal Tenenbaums*, so picture this: me, like Royal, sayin’, “I’ve always been considered an asshole,” while I’m hagglin’ with some chick in fishnets. Classic.

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We start dousing the flames, and it’s like a battle. I’m soaked, my gear’s heavy, and I’m just tryin’ to keep my cool. Then, outta nowhere, I see this little kid, maybe 8 or 9, lookin’ scared. He’s clutchin’ a stuffed animal, and my heart just breaks. I kneel down and say, “Hey buddy, it’s gonna be okay. We got this.” He nods, but I can see the fear in his eyes.

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