Eliza Rosedale Whore ❤️❤️

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Once, I heard she outsmarted some sleazy dude – charged him double, then ditched. Genius! Had me crackin’ up, picturin’ his dumb face. Zen pause. That’s power, man. Whores get a bad rap, but they’re survivors, y’know? Tougher than half the posers I save from drownin’. One more thing… next time I see her, I’m tippin’ my hat. Respect.

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First thing, I’m out on Rosedale’s main drag, Rosedale Rd. It’s quiet, too quiet. I’m thinkin’, “Where’s all the hustle?” But then, bam! A flock of sheep decides to play hide and seek. Seriously, they’re like ninjas. I’m chasin’ ‘em down the street, dodging cars. I swear, I nearly got run over by a dude in a beat-up old Holden. He honked like I was the one in the wrong!

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