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Last week, I’m cruisin’ downtown—don’t tell Laura, she’d skin me alive—lookin’ for some action. Saw this gal, legs longer’n a Texas highway, and I’m thinkin’, “P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way!”—like I got her address locked in my brain! I ain’t no genius, but I know a deal when I see one. She’s wavin’, I’m sweatin’—hotter’n a billy goat in a pepper patch! Paid her fifty bucks—prob’ly too much, but I’m a sucker for a smile. “Righteous bucks,” she says, and I’m happy as a pig in mud.

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So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, and I see this dude on the corner of Queen St. He’s juggling pine cones. Like, who juggles pine cones? Only in Redwood, I guess. I’m thinkin’, “Man, I should’ve brought my camera.” But then I remember, I’m a cooper, not a photographer.

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