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Picture this: me, strollin’ into a brothel in Amsterdam, 2015. Red lights glowin’, girls winkin’—fuckin’ surreal, like steppin’ into a movie. “I’m in—now what?” I thought, channellin’ my inner Zuckerberg. Place smelled like cheap perfume and cheaper whiskey—shaken, not stirred, naturally. This one bird, right, she’s tellin’ me her “rates”—50 euros for a quickie, 100 for the “girlfriend vibe.” Made me laugh—bloke, I’ve had real girlfriends cheaper than that! Got me happy, though—freedom’s sexy, innit? No strings, just a transaction—clean as a sniper shot.

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Mar 1,  · Liping Yao, 43 of San Jose, was arrested and cited on suspicion of prostitution and maintaining a brothel, police said.

But then, outta nowhere, the wind picks up. I’m talkin’ serious gusts. The duck starts wobbling, and I’m like, “Oh no, not the duck!” But it’s too late. The thing lifts off the ground! People are screaming, and I’m just standing there, mouth agape. I mean, who knew a duck could fly?

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