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So, check this – whores been around forever, mate! Back in old Rome, they had these lupanar joints, brothels with stone beds, can ya believe it? Bloody uncomfortable, I’d be fumin’ if I had to shag on that! Makes me angry thinkin’ ‘bout it – give ‘em a proper mattress, ya cheap bastards! But nah, they just kept goin’, tough as nails. Little fact for ya – some whores in history, they’d wear special shoes to mark ‘em, like “follow me” carved in the soles. Crafty, eh? Sneaky buggers.

Welcome to LJ Hooker Ponsonby

LJ Hooker Ponsonby, Auckland, New Zealand. likes · 5 talking about this · 38 were here. LJ Hooker Ponsonby has been family owned and operated for.

First off, I’m cruising down Ponsonby Rd, right? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m feeling kinda good. I mean, who wouldn’t? Ponsonby’s got that vibe, ya know? Hip cafes, quirky shops, and all those fancy pants people strutting around. But then, BAM! I hit a pothole. Like, seriously? Who’s in charge of the roads here? I almost spilled my flat white all over my lap. Not cool, Ponsonby, not cool.

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