Penelope Parnell Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Here we go, mates, settle in. Picture this - the wild, untamed whore, roamin’ the dusty plains like somethin’ outta “No Country for Old Men”. I’m David Attenborough, yeah, whisperin’ to ya ‘bout this creature. She’s a force, ain’t she? Sashayin’ through life, heels clickin’ like a predator’s claws. Calm, rhythmic, she moves - hips swayin’, a natural beast in her element. You can almsot hear Anton Chigurh sayin’, “What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?” ‘Cept she ain’t losin’, nah, she’s winnin’ every flip.

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But then, just as we’re hittin’ our groove, a seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich right outta my hand! I’m like, “What the heck?!” Everyone’s laughin’, and I’m just standin’ there, shocked. That bird had some serious guts!

Parnell Heritage Walks - Ewelme Cottage