Allison Palmerston North Whore ❤️❤️

About Napier

Now, whores—cor blimey—they’re a right puzzle! Been around since Roman times, *prostitutae* they called ‘em, from *pro* (upfront) and *statuere* (to set up). Little factoid for ya: in Pompeii, they found graffiti—lads scribblin’ prices for a quick shag! Makes me chuckle, history’s a right randy bugger. Imagine some toga-clad geezer, “Ere, two sesterces for a knees-up!”—proper cheeky.

My property

Then, I decided to stroll down to the Square. Palmerston North’s Square is like the heart of the city, ya know? It’s got that big ol’ clock tower, and everyone’s always hanging out there. I was just vibing, people-watching, when suddenly, this kid on a skateboard zooms past me and nearly takes me out! I mean, come on, dude! Watch where you’re going! I yelled, “Hey, you trying to take me out or what?” He just laughed and kept going. Kids these days, right?

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