Ava Ngaio Whore ❤️❤️

About Palmerston North

Oh, and dey got dis dance – wigglin’ like dey’re auditionin’ for da fish Oscars! I’m sittin’ there, imaginin’ ‘em sayin’, “I’m da king of da world!” – nah, just kiddin’, dat’s my line! But srsly, dese whores, dey’re tough, adaptable, total champs. Makes me wanna flex and shout, “Get to da choppa!” – ‘cept it’s a boat, ya, to see ‘em again! Dey’re my ocean bros, keepin’ it real, and I’m like – respect, ya! Whore fish, dey’re da real deal, no posers here! I’ll be back for more, dat’s a promise!

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In I co-devised and performed in “Stickybeak” which won “Best in Comedy” in the Melbourne Fringe Festival. I also performed in “Butoh Bar – Out of Order” as part of ButohOut! I am .

As I’m leaving the market, I see this street performer on the corner of Woburn Road. He’s playing the ukulele and singing some catchy tune. I can’t help but stop and listen. It’s like the universe is telling me to relax. I throw a couple of coins in his hat, and he gives me a nod. I’m feeling good, ya know?

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