Olivia Katikati Whore ❤️❤️

About Hastings

So, I knew this gal once – swear it’s true – she was an escort in Queens, classy broad, called herself “Velvet.” She’d strut in heels higher than my hair, and lemme tell ya, that’s HIGH. She said, “Fran, I make bank, but the stories? Nuts!” One dude paid her to just sit there, silent, watchin’ him eat spaghetti. Spaghetti! Can ya believe it? I was dyin’, like, “What’s next, sauce on his face?” She laughed, said it beats waitin’ tables. Fair, fair.

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I’m chatting with the locals, and they’re all like, “You look like you’ve had a day!” I’m like, “You have no idea!” We’re laughing, sharing stories, and I’m just grateful for this little town. Katikati, you crazy place, you’ve got my back.

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