Claire Kaiapoi Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New Plymouth

What cracks me up? The hustle’s straight outta *Social Network*—it’s all “move fast and break things,” but with heels and glitter. You’re your own CEO, no Harvard degree needed. Surprised me how smart some are—street PhDs, outwitting pimps and taxmen. One time, this escort I read about, she’d quote Nietzsche to clients—freaked ‘em out, hilarious! “I’m in, I’m in!”—like Eduardo joining Facebook, but sexier.

Recent escort ads in Kaiapoi

It is generally agreed that the proper form of the name is Kaiapohia, meaning food depot; but some South Island Maori deny this, saying it has always been Kaiapoi. Kai: Food A: Of Poi: .

But then, the day takes a turn. I’m walking back, and I see this sign for a local event. It’s a pie-eating contest at the Kaiapoi Club. I’m like, “Heck yeah, count me in!” I rush over, and it’s packed. People are cheering, pies are flying, and I’m just there, ready to witness the madness.

Sharon has the golden touch