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About Tauranga

She got me all riled up, y’all! I seen her down at the juke joint last week—ooh, I was hot! Struttin round in them tight skirts, actin like she the queen bee. Made me wanna holler, “Honey, you ain’t no prize!” But then, I got happy—real happy—cuz I heard she once tripped over her own heels chasin some fool down the street. Little known fact, y’all: she broke a heel and kept goin! I was like, “Halleluyer, that’s dedication!”

Your Local Cruise Ship Tour Experts

The clip is from "Anchorman".

First off, I decided to hit up the local café, the one on the corner of Beach Rd. You know, the one with the best flat whites? Yeah, that one. I’m standing in line, and this dude in front of me orders like a million things. I’m like, “Bro, it’s a coffee shop, not a buffet!” Finally, I get my coffee, and it’s perfect. I take a sip, and boom! Happiness overload.

Island Bay stone artist Stavros Kyriakides dies