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About New Plymouth

So, erotic-massage—shit’s ancient, yo. Goes back to them freaky-ass Romans. They’d rub oil on each other, get all slick ‘n’ nasty. Little known fact: they called it “unctio,” some fancy Latin crap. Me? I’d call it greasy fuckin’ foreplay, hah! Imagine some toga-wearin’ dude, hands slidin’ everywhere—fuckin’ wild. Gets me hyped just thinkin’ ‘bout it! But yo, it ain’t just horny history—there’s technique, motherfucker. Them masseuses? They know spots you didn’t even know you had. Like, bam—nerve endings lightin’ up, body screamin’, “What the fuck?!”

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But then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud noise. I look up, and there’s a drone flying overhead. What the heck? It’s buzzing around like it owns the place. I’m thinking, “Is this Hoon-Hay or a sci-fi movie?” I half expect aliens to pop out.

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