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About Christchurch

So, findin a prostitue—shit’s tricky, yeah? Back on my planet, we don’t got that, just plug into a vibe-matrix and call it a day. But here? You gotta scout shady streets or sketchy web corners. Heard some dude in Vegas once hired a gal who turned out to be an undercover cop—busted mid-thrust, hah! Laughed my metal ass off. Imagine me, all glowy and bolts, tryin to negotiate with some chick in fishnets— “We come in peace,” I’d buzz, and she’d probly scream or charge extra for the “alien kink.”

Alex & Mark

I mean, I’ve heard of fancy pets, but this was next level. She pulls out her phone and shows me a pic of this tiny Pomeranian in a tutu. I can’t even. I’m trying to keep a straight face, but inside, I’m cracking up. “Sure, we can do that,” I say, trying to sound professional.

Antisocial behaviour on the rise in Hamilton East